I’ve never played a musical instrument in my life
Just a wee while ago I was saying just that to my wife
So, what do I play with my Celtic working-class roots
Is it bagpipes, fiddle or even flutes?
I have no voice to sing a song
To even try would be oh so wrong
Determination needs to come into play
If a musical Bob will ever see the day
Dougie MacLean playing the fiddle
There’s nothing like it, he’s now solved the riddle
A fiddle it is then. How long have I left?
And will my skills ever be seen as deft?
An ageing Scot in America to stay
Can play the tunes of a home far away
Until it’s time to eventually come home
I’ll play those tunes from where I did roam
There is no doubt music hits big
I may even venture to have my own gig
Why not? Since a boy, I’ve always thought big
But that gig of course, would be alone
Or my family and dugs will only moan
A Dougie MacLean I’ll never ever be
But The Gael on my fiddle…well, we’ll just have to see
You’ll have to have a stage name for your appearance on America’s Got Talent mate,
Now, what could it be…?
‘Wee Jigging Jinky’ seems appropriate! 😊
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Ha ha…approved!